Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it was like eating out sand paper
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just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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