Banned from zoo.
Again?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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