I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My cat gives me a boner
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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