Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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