you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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