That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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