Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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