hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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