If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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