I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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