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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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