he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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