nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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