Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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