What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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