the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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