We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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