You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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