naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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