i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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