Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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