your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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