Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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