dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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