thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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