just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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