yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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