i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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