I met the friendliest cop last night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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