New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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