respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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