my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
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Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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