He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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