i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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