Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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