is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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