this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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