We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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