Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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