"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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