and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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