I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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