yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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