This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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