it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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