Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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