you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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