how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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