i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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