Sry I called you an 8
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Randomize