He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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